27 1 / 2014

celebl:

venomatt:

biangra:

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EGG INSIDE OF AN EGG!!! EGG INSIDE OF AN EGG!!!

THe NESTING DOLLS OF EGgG

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13 1 / 2014

hi

14 12 / 2013

cinderssplinter:

Evolution of Mr. Stump.

(via stellaphilia)

14 12 / 2013

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

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14 12 / 2013

lumos5001:

nervous-neon:

ask-the-misstress:

darklandtv:

ask-omnipony:

deeras23:

madebyabvh:

Animated Doctor Who meets Tim Burton

Original Illustrations by Michael Kenny

Ok NOW I’m scared

Whoa

o.o

I still think that 10 looks sexy though. (I’m weird.)

whoa whoa whOA WhOA WHOA WHOA!!!!

Eleven looks like an axe murderer

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14 12 / 2013

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14 12 / 2013

sulfurkitten:

flarekristofferson:

image

THE ANTICIPATION FOR THIS WAS UNREAL.

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14 12 / 2013

I’m never going to get to finish my christmas cookies 

14 12 / 2013

mynameisgod:

geghideivant:

krablord:

the great saga

"I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON"

Goddamn it. I was really rooting for this guy.
Fuck the shitty ass government.
Cookies are delicious.

(Source: inkrabnito)

14 12 / 2013

magnus-thegreat-redundancy:

I believe that ever american should at least watch this monologue from The Newsroom

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14 12 / 2013

mynameisgod:

fretfucker:

2farts2furious:

she’s a harvard graduate and speaks like 6 languages

I love her so much

I’ve wanted to marry her since like ninth grade.

(Source: so-you-better-run)

14 12 / 2013

mynameisgod:

maddlesmousechowicz:

shortformblog:

diggvideos:

Paul Rudd has been playing one of the longest-running and most demented jokes in late-night TV history on Conan. 

Never gets old.

hahahahahaha oh myyy god

Seriously, Paul Rudd is the shit.

13 12 / 2013

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.
There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.
It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

(Source: that-darned-sock, via peakcapitolism)

13 12 / 2013

13 12 / 2013